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Otter Demotivational Poster


ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




PLEASE SIR - Think of the children


TAGS: otter cute animals
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


Evil Smile -




FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.




SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead




HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am
lol


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


CHANCE -


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


"HE'S NOT YOUR'S" - "You otter be kidding me?"


TAGS: otters
Rating: 3.06/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 2:46 pm
"groan" ;) 4L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 28, 2010, 2:31 pm
You're not my real Mom.
Zealot - April 28, 2010, 2:30 pm
dont. just dont. please, not ever again.


HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ReaperCreeper

xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it


EXCUSES? - Take them outside With the homework You did not do.


TAGS: otter teacher humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:48 pm
"Why... you're a muskrat, Harry!"


AIRMAN - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles cannot be taught in Flight School


TAGS: airman spotter bikini radar
Rating: 4.65/5

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Airman - May 10, 2010, 7:05 pm
shhhhhhhhh!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
yep, that's our Airman. 5L


ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)


GOTHS - Don't sully the good name of the Goths by associating them with depressed emos.


TAGS: harrypotter emo goth
Rating: 1.67/5
Woody - July 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
well, you are too late for that one.


FAIRNESS -


TAGS: otter shut the hell up
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:06 am
This one is a diamond. 5L
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 11:07 pm
as the only guy in the joint rockin an otter avatar, i hafta say, this poster speaks volumes... i couldn't agree more with said sentiment. 5 little furry killing machines.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:41 pm
Genius... as usual. 5
Reality Lord - December 14, 2010, 7:57 pm

omg this is huge. how timely! solid 5
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 7:31 pm
Nice one Haar. 5L


BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!




THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE - When you find out the release of the new Harry Potter is in less than a month




VOLDEMORT - And you think he was a fantasy




LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So h** for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is h**, i'd do her


HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...




EPSTEIN AND HORSHACK - graduated, but not forgotten


TAGS: kotter epstein horschack
Rating: 4.18/5

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vilnius - August 31, 2012, 8:37 pm
yes, both are now Sweathogs with wings
rerun - August 31, 2012, 8:09 pm

They both passed?


ROFLMAO - Rowling on Floor, Laughing My Ass Off


TAGS: mary potter
Rating: 3.58/5

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NoPathNoWay - August 7, 2013, 9:26 am
He would be a lot cuter if he were a girl.


MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.




FAN FICTION -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson fan fiction
Rating: 1.57/5

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Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:58 pm
Darn Lunatics
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
I'm sure Emma Watson is a smart girl and can distinguish fiction from truth or in this case ph**oshop from natural.I guess it really is worth a thousand words.


ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.


TAGS: cheech chong harry potter movies
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:54 am
Wow...almost enough for a party! As long as no one bogart 'em Thanks ;)
Silverheart - October 29, 2012, 4:49 am

If only Harry Potter had that Cheech & Chong vibe... I give you 5 reefers, man


MAGIC -




YOU SEE HARRY, - I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE MAGIC.


TAGS: potter
Rating: 2.67/5

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GRANDMA - AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS SHE FOUND A NEW JOB. STRIKE FORCES SPOTTER.




DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.




ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING - Sometimes it does actually happen




DRIVE CAREFUL ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR TICKETS -


TAGS: gambling calendar lottery math suckdiddliuckiness
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:22 am
lol


LOTTERY BUDGET -




ENGLAND - Giving Harry Potter a run for his money.




LOTTERY -


TAGS: lottery marriage tax
Rating: 4.42/5

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mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:45 pm
Oh, you'll pay the taxes, but not to the state...


OTTERS - They like beavers, but they aint


TAGS: otters beavers like
Rating: 1.74/5


Faith Healer -


TAGS: faith healer psychic wins lottery
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 10, 2014, 12:37 am
Or bookies betting on professional wrestling.


What -




Sesame Street -


TAGS: sesame streey dog otters
Rating: 4.57/5

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Silverheart - October 18, 2014, 8:44 am

You otter be ashamed
CloudchaserS - October 18, 2014, 5:37 am
Hey wait a minute, this isn't the dog park!


FANTASY - No matter how well you imagine something, the reality is just never as amsome.


TAGS: coolioindeed timmy harry potter parody finale deathly
Rating: 4.46/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 27, 2010, 5:47 pm
Judging by these positive comments, I'm wondering if I should quit while I'm ahead HAHA
msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
This one goes to six.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:23 am

absolutely.....5L
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:26 am
Amazing. 5L


THE AMERICAN DREAM IS A LOTTERY TICKET AWAY -




FLAWLESS PERFOEMANCE -


TAGS: otters are jerks
Rating: 4.27/5

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Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:36 pm
thanks agg
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 12:45 pm
Holy crap this is hilarious!


TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


BEER COMMERCIAL - You "otter" try Bud Light! Yeah I know... I was reaching for this one. I'll go sit in the corner now.


TAGS: otter beer bud light commercial
Rating: 2.93/5

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beer ads - October 10, 2009, 9:35 am
bud light, loved by men and women of all species
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:50 pm
Looks like muskrat love...


LONELY - When you get upset about a movie joke and act like you know the actor personally


TAGS: harry potter lonely funny g**
Rating: 2.5/5

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Yay! for yaoi - October 19, 2009, 4:11 pm
Though Draco X Harry is waay bette


HARRY POTTER - Why only have one when you can have seven?


TAGS: harry potter
Rating: 2.4/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
You mean 8 of them...
Emily - January 28, 2009, 1:25 am
Oh yeah! I was wondering what it was from.
guest - January 19, 2009, 6:29 pm
i hate myself for knowing this, but this is from the seventh book when they used all the different harrys.
Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:13 pm
I made a couple observations. There's one wearing a bra which scares me. But another is wearing a Zelda shirt which makes Harry Potter not a fag.


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: understanding right now i get it eskimos otterpops australia oregon
Rating: 2.1/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 12:04 am
Probably does represent some people's understanding of the World - heaven help them


SUPER GLOBETROTTERS - It don't get more "gangsta" than this!




CHILD ABUSE GOTTA LOVE IT -




CAPES -




GOOD, GOOD! -


TAGS: palpatine otter
Rating: 5/5

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fatboyglide - April 28, 2016, 9:31 pm
Excellent, Smithers, E***cellent
JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 8:35 pm
LOL real nice. ^^^^^Up


some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't talk about -




You have your mother's eyes -




good advice -


TAGS: planespotters c 160 colsecall military fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:23 am
LOL! Propwash!!!!!!!
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 2:14 pm
That's so true


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